(1 of 10) Bringing a British Shorthair Cat into Your Life: Preparation Tips

So, you’ve decided to welcome a British Shorthair cat into your home—congratulations! You’re about to meet a feline that’s as charming as a teapot cozy and twice as cuddly. Before you bring your new fur-covered monarch home, let’s talk about preparation. Trust me, winging it is not an option unless you want to feel like you’ve adopted a tiny, judgmental landlord.

Why Choose a British Shorthair?

British Shorthairs are the cat equivalent of a warm cup of tea on a rainy day. They’re calm, affectionate, and low-maintenance (relatively speaking—this is still a cat we’re talking about). Their plush coat and round, expressive eyes could melt the iciest of hearts. Plus, they’re not as prone to climbing your curtains or knocking over your houseplants as other breeds. They’re more likely to sit there, judge you silently, and go back to napping.

Researching Breeders vs. Adoption Options

First things first, decide where your future fluffball is coming from. If you’re going through a breeder, make sure they’re reputable. No dodgy back-alley kitten deals, please. Ask for health clearances, meet the parents (of the cat, not the breeder), and ensure the kittens are raised in a healthy environment.

Adoption is another wonderful option! Check with local shelters and rescue organizations. You’d be surprised how many British Shorthairs end up needing homes. Plus, adopting earns you instant karma points—and who couldn’t use a little of that?

Checklist: Supplies You’ll Need

You wouldn’t invite the Queen over without prepping the guest room, right? Here’s your feline-friendly equivalent:

• Litter Box: Go for something roomy and easy to clean. And yes, they’ll judge your cleaning schedule.
• Cat Carrier: Essential for bringing your cat home and future vet visits. Bonus points if it’s comfortable and doesn’t look like a medieval torture device.
• Food & Water Bowls: Stainless steel or ceramic are best; plastic can harbor bacteria. Fancy dishes are optional but encouraged—you’re dealing with royalty here.
• High-Quality Cat Food: Consult your breeder, shelter, or vet to pick the right food. Pro tip: Don’t cheap out. You’re not feeding a raccoon.
• Scratching Post or Board: Save your furniture. Enough said.
• Toys: Think wand toys, balls, and anything with feathers. British Shorthairs may not be Olympic-level jumpers, but they do enjoy a good chase.
• Bed: They may ignore it in favor of your laundry pile, but it’s nice to offer options.

Preparing Your Home

Before your British Shorthair steps paw into your domain, it’s time to cat-proof your home.

1. Secure Small Items: Anything shiny, dangly, or expensive is fair game for paw-swiping. Put it away unless you want it relocated under the couch.
2. Hide or protect Cords: Cats love to chew cords, and British Shorthairs are no exception. Cable protectors and Plug protectors are your friend.
3. Safe Spaces: Set up a quiet, cozy area where your cat can retreat. This could be a separate room or just a corner with their bed and toys. Think of it as their personal cat cave.
4. Plants: Check if your houseplants are cat-safe. Toxic plants and curious cats do not mix.

Final Thoughts

Bringing a British Shorthair into your life is like welcoming a dignified, slightly aloof roommate who also happens to be adorable. Preparation is key to ensuring both of you have a smooth start. So, gather your supplies, ready your home, and get excited. You’re about to embark on a journey filled with head-butts, purring, and an endless supply of fur on your black clothes.

Stay tuned for the next post, where we’ll tackle the big day itself: bringing your British Shorthair home. Spoiler alert: It involves patience, snacks, and possibly bribery.